GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoo